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Marty B Talks About 12th Man And Throw It Up High

admin — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:24:17 +0000

Marty B talking to the media about the home opener at Cowboys Stadium on Sunday night and how he told Romo to throw it up high because he is a big man!

http://www.dallascowboys.com/multimedia/multimedia_center.cfm?id=BB0BEAED-FF06-824C-3E2280241FFE2262

Blog – Minnesota

admin — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 05:30:32 +0000

What it be like? The preseason is coming to an end… Play the Vikings Friday night. Can’t wait. I wonder what Minnesota has to offer me. Mmmmm lets ponder on this for a few moments. Silence Please! I’m putting on my thinking cap and borrowing Steve’s Thinking Chair (Blue’s Clues Fools). Well one of the clues that Blue left was on the computer screen the others were on the G (G) key and the question mark key (?/). Mmm I wonder if he wants me too use my computer. Thinking…. Thinking…. Thinking… Thinking…. Thinking…. Thinking…. Thinking… Ok I got it. He wants me to use the computer and google things to do in Minnesota.

Here’s The List….

The Mall of America (I Love Shopping)

Minnesota Zoo which features 2,300 animals. Mmmm that’s not even enough for all my twitter (@Jupiters_Crunch) followers to have a pet. SMH

Chanhassen Dinner Theatres (which happens to be the nations largest professional theatre) Soooooo What! As long as my food is good we good. GNR

Children’s Museum (kids can touch, climb, splash, crawl, push, and press on pretty much anything in there. A couple of problems… I don’t have any kids, and if I did I wouldn’t want em touching on all the stuff the other kids were touching. I don’t carry wipes or hand sanitizer so that’s just the Small Pox waiting to happen.

Underwater Adventures Bursting 1.2 million gallons of water and over 3,000 living sea creatures. Mm now this is pretty cool. Least we won’t be thirsty.

BEAT THE VIKINGS.

Ticket to the game $76, Cab ride from the hotel to the stadium $17, Hotdogs $8, Umbrella for when it starts raining $37, MartyBTV mm That’s Free, to watch the Dallas Cowboys win Priceless.

There are something’s that money can’t buy. For Everything Else, There’s MartyCard.

MartyCard Think Rich….

Holla At Cha Boy, Marty B

Marty B speaks on practicing in the Heat

admin — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 22:33:30 +0000

Marty speaks on the Heat, the New stadium, and the video board controversy

http://www.dallascowboys.com/multimedia/multimedia_center.cfm?id=4E342C19-EC15-55C5-7BE27E16A600990D

Austin Americn-Statesman Article

admin — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:07:47 +0000

Article from the Austin American-Statesman

http://www.statesman.com/sports/content/sports/stories/other/2009/08/01/0801bennett.html

Blog – Welcome

admin — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 01:18:29 +0000

Yooo Earthlings wats up? I’mmmmmmm back blogging. Yeeeaaaa Buddy. I know the blogosphere has missed me. I left my brain on an asteroid next to Pluto on a voyage with E.T to get some new handlebars for that bike he stole from lil Elliot. What an A-Hole, keeping that kids bike but oh well what are friends for? Don’t answer that. I don’t wanna know wat my friends think I am for. Friends be tripping just because you are a friend, doesn’t mean you get tickets to the game hahahaha. They are expensive! I need cheap friends ones who enjoy the dollar menus a Wendy’s and Jack-in-the-box aka Jack-in-the-Crack. Soooo many things I can get a friend for 99 cents. So if you are a friend and your reading this take a hint lol. And yes I’m serious.. Got the day off so ima go see the wives on Jupiter. Pimping ain’t easy but it’s under control.

Holla At Cha Boy,

Marty B

P.S If you don’t like my grammar I don’t care, because I am not writing an English paper for a grade, plus English is my second language. I speak Alien, let’s see you write in Alien. You can’t because your modern day technology lacks the advance stages of technology that we have on Jupiter.

Damn Earthlings!

P.S.S Follow me on twitter @Jupiters_Crunch

Marty B 08/21 Postgame interview

admin — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:28:34 +0000

Marty Speaks on the Jumbotron, the stadium atmosphere and who’s stadium it really is…

http://www.dallascowboys.com/multimedia/multimedia_center.cfm?id=40F3FEED-CFCF-AEA3-19C8BFF44BA32C3B

Lunch Break w/ Guest Martellus Bennett

admin — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:02:18 +0000

TE Martellus Bennett joined the Lunch Break to answer fans questions.

http://www.dallascowboys.com/multimedia/multimedia_center.cfm?id=1E81AC43-E2E4-6D46-C58428572F185950

Martellus Bennett On Demarcus Ware

admin — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:59:44 +0000

Martellus Bennett speaking on tips from Demarcus Ware. who is showing Martellus how to position himself.

http://www.dallascowboys.com/multimedia/multimedia_center.cfm?id=246CCFC4-C3D5-D27C-14AD2912793ED84D